Friday, 10 May 2013

CHEER UP JIM (I was going to say it may never happen, but then.....).


We are hearing rumours that with things not going as hoped for at McCormick's trial, he is feeling somewhat depressed. We at the campaign are of course concerned about this so we are sending McCormick some certified, 'homeopathic happy pills'. They have been tried and tested at least a thousand times by the nutty professor from Romania, (courtesy of Mira-Telecom) he states,

"Since the conclusion of the trial I have taken these pills over a thousand times and can state quite categorically that they work. I have never been so happy as I have since the end of the trial, and that has nothing at all to do with how my bank balance now looks, and everything to do with the homeopathic happy pills".

So there you have it, what more evidence do you need? Conventional medicine and science says the homeopathic happy pills are, 'a crock of shit and could never work', but as McCormick knows, all you need to have is belief, so start taking them immediately on receipt and let us know how you get on.
Below is a picture of the pills so the prison authorities can look out for them and get them to McCormick straight away!

 

Thursday, 2 May 2013

Now will people listen?


With Jim McCormick getting a very richly deserved 10 year jail sentence for his crimes, will people still try and claim this nonsense works?
Sadly the answer is yes, step forward the Kenyan Police:

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000082245&pageNo=3&story_title=Kenya-Kenya-falls-prey-to-Briton-selling-fake-bomb-detectors

The case against McCormick heard from, real scientists with real knowledge unlike the clown produced from Romania in McCormick's defence. Every one of them said without a doubt the ADE651 was a fraud and a scam and could not possibly work. But still the stupid and ignorant try to defend it.

THIS DEVICE HAS KILLED PEOPLE, FACT.

We know how much McCormick likes posh vehicles, Porsche, Mercedes and Range Rovers etc, we were wondering how much he will appreciate his latest transport:


Being a rare nice day in the UK today, make sure you have the air con turned right up Jim it might get a bit warm in the back there!

In a way we will miss Jim especially his pearls of wisdom, such as, "We are developing a model with flashing lights", how did we ever compete against that?

Bye Jim, careful in the showers don't drop the soap now!

Monday, 29 April 2013

FOR SALE !!!


Since starting this blog I have resisted the urge to carry adverts, but I have very recently (22nd April) received a passionate plea to help sell the below items, before bidding please see the terms and conditions outlined below.


1)   Secluded extended farmhouse, together with Audi Q7 thrown in for free. Extensive indoor gym, never used.

 
 
2)   Nice desirable residence in Bath, picture above showing the indoor swimming pool. Imagine what the rest of the house is like! Excellent snob factor, don't miss it.
 
 

 
 
 
3)   Nice detached villa situated in Southern Cyprus, the vendor now having wished he had bought in Northern Cyprus for legal reasons.
 


A beautiful Sunseeker motor yacht moored in the UK. Ready stocked with now un-needed celebratory champagne. Due again to legal reasons unable to deliver outside of the UK.


Terms and conditions of sale.

This sale closes strictly at 9.0a.m. on the morning of Thursday the 2nd of May, no bids and sadly no cash can be accepted after this time.
This is a strictly cash only sale, would be off interest to drug dealers and corrupt dictators wishing to offload suitcases of readies.
The vendor is prepared to swap all of the above for a private flight to a non extradition country, no questions asked. Please do not ask for a passport as I currently can't find it. The swap must be done by 9.p.m. on the evening of Wednesday the 1st of May at the absolute latest.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 



 

Friday, 26 April 2013

THE MOST FEARED WORDS.


For the years this campaign has been running, the words McCormick has feared the most are:

Evidence, Testing, Facts, Truth and The Million Dollar Challenge.

Now following his conviction for fraud at, The Old Bailey in London on Tuesday the 23rd of April, those words have been replaced by:

"Shower Time Jim"!



 

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

McCORMICK GUILTY, JUSTICE AT LAST!

 
GUILTY
 
 
The long awaited verdict  has reached us from, The Old Bailey. The jury have seen through all the bullsh*t and returned the correct verdict, guilty to all charges.
 
Very well done to all those that brought this about.


Thursday, 7 March 2013

Businessman's bomb-detection kits 'were based on novelty golf gadgets'

The trial has started, this report from a local (UK) newspaper:

"A British businessman imported novelty golf-ball finders and used the design to develop expensive devices that he claimed could detect explosives and drugs, the Old Bailey has heard.
James McCormick, who worked from a cramped office in Somerset, sold the devices to countries around the world, including Iraq, for as much as $40,000 each, it is alleged.
His publicity material claimed the devices could detect minuscule samples of explosives, class A drugs, ivory and human beings at a distance of up to 1km at ground level and from a plane flying 5km high.
They could even pick up the target substance if it was up to 30 metres underwater or 10 metres underground and a trace of explosive or narcotic weighing a billionth of the weight of a strand of hair could be detected, according to McCormick's material.
But, opening the case, Richard Whittam QC told the jury that the claims were "simply fantastic … incredible". He said: "These devices did not work and he knew they did not work. He had them manufactured so they could be sold for a handsome, unwarranted profit."
Whittam said the devices McCormick is charged over – the ADE 101, ADE 650 and ADE 651 – had been examined by experts who had concluded they lacked "any grounding in science".
The barrister told the jury that in 2005 and 2006 McCormick bought 300 novelty Golfinders from the US. The vendors there emphasised they were "fun" gadgets.
When police were investigating McCormick they got hold of a similar device, a Gopher golf-ball finder costing $18.99, and compared it to a McCormick product called the ADE 100 – a predecessor to the ADE 101.
Whittam said the stipple pattern and even blemishes on the Gopher matched those found on ADE 100s they had seized from McCormick. Whittam said they had come from the same mould.
The jury was told that McCormick had versions of the ADE 100 and ADE 101 made by manufacturers in the UK. He then developed bigger versions that he termed the ADE 650 and 651. In 2007 he told one supplier he had just obtained a "large contract" with the Iraqi government.
The devices comprise a plastic handle fitted with a retractable antenna.
The handle is connected via a wire to a pouch. In the pouch is a card that is said to encode information about the substance to be detected. McCormick claimed the device was powered by static electricity emanating from the user.
Whittam told the jury that McCormick told manufacturers in the UK that he wanted something with a "weighty" handle. The barrister said the device came with an "impressive hard container" designed to "add credibility".
The jury examined publicity material in which the apparent advantages of using McCormick's devices were set out. It claimed that unlike other detectors, the great advantage was that the device did not need to be in physical contact with the target substance.
It said the product could be used at airports, embassies, by the military and government, at nuclear plants, "high-security events" and at police stations and prisons. It claimed it was able to bypass "all known forms of concealment". Explosives that could be detected, according to the publicity material, included TNT and Semtex.
Whittam told the jury that even if it did work as advertised it would not be effective as it would be too sensitive to be of any use. But the barrister said scientists would explain to the jury why they believed it did not work.
McCormick, 56, denies three counts of fraud. The trial continues"

Thursday, 28 February 2013

HOW MANY EGYPTIANS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE A SCAM?


Well I suppose it was inevitable, the ADE651 meets Faith Healing. After these devices have claimed to detect everything from, drugs, explosives, to ivory, I suppose the next step was medical disease, well the Egyptians have done just that, spot the similarities with other known devices.
High Ranking Army Officer involved, swinging antenna, the mention of electro-magnetic system, where have we heard these things mentioned together before?
I have reproduced some parts of an article that appeared in, The Guardian newspaper (UK) on the 25th of February this year:

For a start, it was adapted from a bomb detector used by the Egyptian army. Second, it looked like the antenna for a car radio. Third, and most bizarrely, it could – the doctor claimed – remotely detect the presence of liver disease in patients sitting several feet away, within seconds.

Witnessed in various contexts by the Guardian, the prototype operates like a mechanical divining rod – though there are digital versions. It appears to swing towards people who suffer from hepatitis C, remaining motionless in the presence of those who don't. Shiha claimed the movement of the rod was sparked by the presence of a specific electromagnetic frequency that emanates from a certain strain of hepatitis C.

The device was conceived by Brigadier Ahmed Amien, an engineer and bomb detection expert who built it with a 60-strong team from the Egyptian army's engineering department.
(There is the answer to the question I posed in the title, it took 60 Egyptian Army Engineers to construct, what two people with absolutely no scientific or engineering training whatsoever made in about 10 minutes)

Amien discovered that he could use his lifelong specialism – bomb detection – to remotely detect diseases.

Two years on, Shiha hopes that C-Fast will be the realisation of this dream. It has been trialled in 1,600 cases in Egypt, India and Pakistan, and Shiha says it has never failed to detect a positive case – though in 2% of cases it perceived hepatitis where there was in fact none.

This means that the scanner would not entirely eliminate the need for blood tests. But it could allow doctors to use blood tests only in instances where the scanner found a positive result.
(Another similarity, remember the ADE651 and GT200, "this is just a first response tool" then when you get an indication you can use more specialised equipment".)

"If the application can be expanded, it is actually a revolution in medicine," said Pinzani, head of UCL's liver institute. "It means that you can detect any problem you want."
(Like drugs, explosives or ivory you mean? Oh, forgot someone has already done those)

Amien said he was exploring the possibility of using C-Fast to screen for hepatitis B, syphilis and HIV.
(Probably need to develop special cards for each disease, don't forget your anti-theft tag in each one that really helps)

Previously explored as a theory but never proven in practice, the technique used by the scanner is known as distant electromagnetic cell communication. But it is viewed sceptically by most mainstream scientists, who hold that cells can only communicate through physical contact.
(And anyone else with half a brain cell in their head)

Shiha said he understood why scientists were so reluctant to trust Amien's device. "As a reviewer myself, if I had this paper for review, I would reject it," he said. "I would ask for more evidence. It's good to be thorough. We have to be cautious."

This nonsense in full can be found at the link:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/feb/25/scientists-divided-device-hepatitis-c

When oh when will this madness end?