We are hearing rumours that with things not going as hoped for at McCormick's trial, he is feeling somewhat depressed. We at the campaign are of course concerned about this so we are sending McCormick some certified, 'homeopathic happy pills'. They have been tried and tested at least a thousand times by the nutty professor from Romania, (courtesy of Mira-Telecom) he states,
"Since the conclusion of the trial I have taken these pills over a thousand times and can state quite categorically that they work. I have never been so happy as I have since the end of the trial, and that has nothing at all to do with how my bank balance now looks, and everything to do with the homeopathic happy pills".
So there you have it, what more evidence do you need? Conventional medicine and science says the homeopathic happy pills are, 'a crock of shit and could never work', but as McCormick knows, all you need to have is belief, so start taking them immediately on receipt and let us know how you get on.
Below is a picture of the pills so the prison authorities can look out for them and get them to McCormick straight away!
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We at the Association of Hopeless Homeopathy Peddlars are not inconsiderably unamused by your slurs and insinuations upon our noble profession. Hence, we shall forthwith be instructing our lawyers, Messrs Arnica, Belladonna and Arsenicum, to take action against you for your libellous comments. Please note that just because there is nothing in it, doesn't mean our threats are also empty! You sir are a scoundrel!
you might want to meet the nutty professor :
http://www.theory.nipne.ro/~apoma/
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