Flash Gordon says:
" I never go anywhere without my AL-6D it has saved my life so many times".
Buzz Lightyear says:
"Thank you Diodebell, as I travel through space with the AL-6D by my side, I know I am completely safe because of all the things it can detect. It has helped me on many adventures".
"The AL-6D is the real deal, it is the only device that can warn me at very, very long range about the presence of green kryptonite"
Captain Kirk says:
"The AL-6D is the only raygun that I allow on the Starship Enterprise. The fact it has a battery makes it stand out from rayguns of similar design and specification".
Another fact that we were unaware of that Diodebell have kindly pointed out, is the range at which the AL-6D can detect the sun, the following chart is from their website:
Had we been aware that the AL-6D can detect the sun at these sort of ranges we would never have included it in our list of scams. Diodebell are at pains to point out to us, and users of the AL-6D that detecting the sun at ranges of less than 500M may cause sunburn.
In full and final settlement of any claim against us we have today credited your space account with, 40 Billion Uranus Shekels these as you will be aware are the dual use shekels.